i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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