All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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