I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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