she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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