let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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