honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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