How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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