Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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