what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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