Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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