Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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