i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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