Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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