I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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