it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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