everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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