Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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