I cockslap morals
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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