I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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