i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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