You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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