Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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