she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Damn victory sex feels great
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