Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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