Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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