I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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