How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
