we're blogging at a bar
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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