SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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