Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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