Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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