Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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