Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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