The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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