I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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