he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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