Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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