The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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