ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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