My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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