I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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