My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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