Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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