No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you would pick up someone in the library
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
