I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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