Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
