She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
