You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
is wine microwaveable?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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