Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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