I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Go christen that room with your naked body.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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