so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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