I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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