its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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