I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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