their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize